I must say the word 'rendering' more times on a daily basis than the whole rest of the world's population put together. It's a huge bottleneck in the 3D production process, and I just love talking about it. I failed A-Level maths because I was spending time with my friend making daisy chains and talking about the universe, but I've proven that such qualifications are completely redundant when you have approaching 80 CPUs in a one man(/boy) studio.

Renderboy is now up and running as a service for other Cinema 4D production houses, freelancers, etc. to use on a bargain priced subscription basis... Send your rendering to us via FTP and get on with your work!

See http://www.renderboy.co.uk for a few more details; though it's basically just a huge amount of computing power making lots of noise and generating atomic-blast levels of heat.

Happy rendering, and kids, don't forget to completely avoid A-Level maths lessons and chase girls round instead.

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